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Created on 2002-04-19 00:50:15 (#533327), last updated 2003-12-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Jean Chretien |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-11 |
| Location: | Ottawa, Ontario, Canada |
| Website: | Malmaison (aka "The Prime Minstrel's Pleasure Palace.") |
Bio
Allo! I ham in charge of da CanaDA. If you are nice to me, i'll proBAbly make you a senator. If you are NOT nice to me, i'll pepPER spray you. I'm ha nice guy, doe, so I don't have to do dat bery much. Recently I hab been trabeling the legs and breasts of CanaDA, feeling up Canadians for deir opinions and viewpoints, and I tink dat most people love me. So no worries dere. It's only dhose fools in da House of Condoms in Ottawa dat are mean to me all da time! I don't know what dheir problem is.
I ham not friends wit dat George Boosh guy hAnymore. He sometime drop da booms on my soldat guys in hAfghonistan, and make me hold onto my soft wood, and not let me poot it into his Untied Skates.
I used to like da Queen, but some of my friends don't, so I decide to take her off our pretty dollar beells, and put on da OKEY players instead! I like da OKEY. :)
hI'm retired now, so I live in Florida most of da time. You'll be glad to know, dhough, dat I left a big, stinky TIMEboomb in my hOffice for Paul Martini. I never like dat guy. Habe fun watching de hEXPLOSION!
Ma petite pony...er...parti est celui de l’unité nationALE. Et dans le parti de l’unité nationale, il était de notre devoir d’adopter la loi la plus importante qu’un gouvernement ou un Parlement ait adoptée depuis très longtemps... NOTRE loi sur la clarté.
Si nous sommes réunis ici à Florida..er...OTTAWA, ce n’est pas seulement pour préparer notre programme en vue du 21st siècle. C’est aussi pour préparer la prochaine campagne électorale. L’UNE des campagnes les plus déterminantes de notre histoire. Une campagne où les choix présentés seront clairs comme de l’eau de roche. Une campagne où deux visions très différentes du Canada s’affronteront. Notre voie est orientée vers l’avenir. Moderne, équilibrée et reposant sur un large consensus, elle s’appuie sur un ensemble de valeurs communes et sur les principes que les Canadiens ont à coeur. C’est la voie canadienne. À côté, il y a le 'train' qui avance à reculons sur une voie secondaire : celui que Stephen Harpoon et l’Alliance réformiste – la CRAP canadienne ...CRAP?..eh...– se plaisent à appeler le train de la leeberté . Comme si le Canada n’était pas une terre de liberté. Comme si les Canadiens n’étaient pas libres! Libres le Willy et...--ACK! You see what happens when dat Brad Fitzpatrick guy does not SPEAK French? Forged it, hI'm going to get someting to eat, and play with my trains...
JC
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